A bus trip across town doesn’t make it a Destination Wedding!

I read a hilarious post yesterday by Peter Scott. Peter has written a book called Well-Groomed: A Wedding Planner for What’s-His-Name (And His Bride). From the Well-Groomed website: As a groom, you’ll need this book because…

…creating a seating chart for the reception is only slightly less complicated than building the International Space Station.
…your parents will transform from role models into lunatics who insist on inviting their Standard Poodle to your nuptials.
…no one ever told you that the price of flowers rivals that of opium.
…people will RSVP yes to your wedding and then inexplicably not show up, offering only lame excuses such as a headache or the playoffs.
…repeatedly telling your fiancée, “I don’t give a &$%# what we do,” is going to create conflict.

Too funny!! Anyway, Peter also writes for the mywedding.com blog, and yesterday he had me in stitches with his article on what makes a Destination Wedding a Destination Wedding. He writes, “A friend of mine said he was invited to a destination wedding that was happening in the town where the bride, groom, and all their friends and family lived. When asked what made it a destination wedding, the groom said, “Well, it’s in a different part of the town from where we live.” Interesting.”

I was thinking the exact same thing just last week! He is a lot funnier than I am, so take a look at the article here.